Jim Cramer's just a shill for Zoloft, right? I mean those hyperkinetic superstockpicker moves have to be tied to generating anti-anxiety drug sales?
Maybe Pharma is also working hand-in-hand with ESPN on pills to 1) promote; 2) reduce; 3) and/or help viewers cope with excessive gesticulation.
Try this test: Tune your TV (Hi-Def if you dare) to ESPN in the a.m. for "Cold Pizza", on Monday through Friday. Mute it. Then just watch. You see human beings incapable of just speaking. Instead you see a non-stop whirlwind of expansive gestures, up, down sideways, pumping fists, fingers, and (this is where the Hi-Def part gets scary) stuff flying from the mouths of commentators Woody Paige (pictured) and Scott Bayless. Scarier than being first row at a David Mamet yellathon.
Now it looked like Bayless was mad enough to spit when he served, briefly, as a serviceable sports columnist for the Mercury News. But, god bless newsprint, we were protected, insulated.
Jon Stewart may have egged on CNN to cancel Crossfire, but the Culture of Argument remains a TV staple. Curiously before people acquired the ability to speak (maybe about 50,000 years ago if my memory of an WSJ piece is correct), they used their hands to communicate. When they could speak, they could use their hands for other things. Hence: "civilization" as we know it.
Are we regressing?
What is the best contemporary acronym for what ESPN has become. Maybe:
Excessively
Spit-fired
Palookas
Nattering

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